Willy Lee Your Name is not Jack Brown
Apparently there’s a big to-do today in the world of curling. It seems for the first time ever there has been a positive on a random drug test. Check out this headline: Cocaine in Curling!
From another article in the Vancouver Sun:
The curler suspended for two years for testing positive for cocaine at the national men’s championship said he “partied hard” at the Tim Hortons Brier, but denied knowingly ingesting cocaine.
Tim Hortons is a big curling sponsor, but watch out for those powdered doughnuts. In case you’re wondering, cocaine would not make a good performance enhancer for curling, although I have no practical experience to back that up.
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Your the dirty hack that shot your woman down
Said yes, oh yes my name is Willy Lee
If you’ve got the warrant just a-read it to me
Shot her down because she made me sore
I thought I was her daddy but she had five more
Early one morning while making the rounds I took a shot of cocane and I shot my woman down.